Commentary:
Ah, a classic case of waking up to find your trusty steed has done a disappearing act courtesy of the Mafia! 🐎💼 Bet that guy wasn't expecting a half-horsepower engine in his bed! 🤣 #MafiaMagic #HorseWhispererGoneWrong
21 Funny bottom quotes
Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.
Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect excuse for cheeky comments and sassy comebacks! 😈💬 After all, why insult with just any part of your heart when you can go straight for the bottom? 🙊💔 Just remember to sprinkle some love in there too! ❤️😜"
My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.
Commentary:
"Sounds like you're getting ahead in more ways than one! 💥 Keep pushing through those rocky situations – soon your head will be as tough as a diamond! 💎 Remember, it's all about perspective… and maybe investing in a helmet. 🪖😄"
A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old debate between pie purists and pie rebels! 🥧🍲 Who knew that pastry could be so essential in defining a true pie? Just remember, a soup in a hat is still a soup with a sense of fashion! 🎩😄"
You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.
Commentary:
"Ah, you've got that 'dig deep' kind of vibe! 💪🪰 Who needs rock bottom when you've got a jackhammer handy, right? Keep drilling, because why settle for rock bottom when you can reach new depths! 🔨😄 #KeepDrilling"
My rock bottom keeps refreshing.
Commentary:
"Just when I think I've hit rock bottom, it hits 'refresh' like a sneaky browser tab 🔄🪨 Keep calm and keep refreshing, because who knows what new lows await us!"
I started at the bottom and worked my way down.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic reverse climb to success! 🧗♂️ Starting from the bottom and heading down? That's certainly one way to keep life interesting! 😂"
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.
Commentary:
"Spending all day cleaning the house is like sending a message to your roommates: 'This is a museum now, so please only touch the furniture with your mind.' 🧹✨ #CleanlinessIsNextToSolitude"
Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.
Commentary:
"Slow and steady wins the race…unless you're just aiming to be a little above the bottom! 😄🐢 Keep on climbing that ladder of success, one small step at a time! 🌟 #ProgressIsProgress"
Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.
Commentary:
Looks like I got a free upgrade to the penthouse of despair! 😅🏢🔦