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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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They expect me to work at work.

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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

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I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

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Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

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Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

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Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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