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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

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I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

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Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

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Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

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Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

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Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

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My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

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Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

36 shares on TikTok this month:

The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

13 shares on TikTok this month:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

86 shares on TikTok this month:

I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

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You don’t get to comment on the world until you’ve made your bed.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

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I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

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Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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Manifesting you in my bed.

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