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Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

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I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

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French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

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“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

93 shares on X this month:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

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Have you tried making guacamole about it?

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

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