Funny career advice quotes

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.