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Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

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I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

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I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

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After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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A selfie only a mother could like.

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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Just shared via Slack:

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

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My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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I woke up alive again.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

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Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

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You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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