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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

Going viral on TikTok:

Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

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Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

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Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

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At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

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None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

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I need a massage for my brain.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

Just landed via YouTube:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

Breaking via Threads:

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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