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Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Seen just now on X:

USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Trending via TikTok:

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Going viral on TikTok:

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Just landed via Messenger:

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

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28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

79 shares on Messenger this month:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

54 shares on Messenger this month:

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

50 shares on X this month:

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

98 shares on X this month:

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

98 shares on Telegram this month:

I used to have a great future in my past.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

21 shares on Threads this month:

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!

55 shares on TikTok this month:

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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Live, laugh, leftovers.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.

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I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

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Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

The government even made aliens boring.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on TikTok:

Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

Seen just now on X:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Trending via Instagram:

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Trending via Reddit:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Making waves on Instagram:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Just landed via Reddit:

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

Trending via Reddit:

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

Making waves on Snapchat:

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

Live now on Messenger:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

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