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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

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Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

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A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

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This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

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Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

Seen just now on Messenger:

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

Just landed via Instagram:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

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I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

Trending via TikTok:

The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

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30 shares on Snapchat this month:

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

35 shares on Instagram this month:

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

95 shares on Discord this month:

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

41 shares on Discord this month:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

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Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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I would prefer not to.

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

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Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Breaking via Discord:

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

Making waves on YouTube:

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

Seen just now on Twitch:

This is an awful time to be an educated person.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Just shared via X:

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Seen just now on Discord:

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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Funny childhood trophy quotes

New funny childhood trophy quotes 👇

Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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