Commentary:
"Stranger: Your children are angels. 👼 Me: So was the devil. 😈 Who says innocence can't be mischievous!?"
68 Funny children quotes
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.
Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive perfect parent – armed with a library of child-rearing books but not a diaper in sight! 📚💁♂️ Who needs real-life experience when you've got all the theories, right?! 😂 #ParentingGoals"
Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.
Commentary:
"Sound advice: Take your medicine and avoid mini humans – nobody wants a headache, especially not from mischievous kiddos! 🤕💊👶"
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.
Commentary:
"Remember, kids have the power to choose your retirement location 🏠👵👴 Best to butter them up with kindness and love now while you still have a chance! 😄 #FutureRoommateSelectors"
There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.
Commentary:
"Embark on a journey through the whimsical land of travel, where you can choose between the luxurious first class experience or the delightful adventure of navigating with children 🚂✈️👶💼. Either way, expect lots of unexpected detours and laughter that will create memories to last a lifetime!"
Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.
Commentary:
"Ah, the mystical realm of Target—where moms become stealthy ninjas, blending into the aisles like undercover agents dodging tiny accomplices 👩👧👦. Remember, not all heroes wear capes; some rock yoga pants and sip on Starbucks while evading tiny spies in the toy section! 🦸♀️🛒 #MomLife"
When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
Commentary:
"Having a dog when your kids are teenagers is like having a built-in cheerleader at home 🐶📣! At least someone will wag their tail and greet you with excitement when you walk through the door! Parenting win! 😂"
The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.
Commentary:
Looks like we need a "grown-up supervision" feature for adults too! 🤦♂️😂 #AdultingFail