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Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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Your opinions are not my business.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

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If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

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Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

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But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

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If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

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Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

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I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

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My favourite animal is me when I have money.

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Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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I put the mess in domestic.

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I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

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If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

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Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

All funny Chinese takeout quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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