Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good. Commentary:Chopsticks: Saving me from movie-level melancholy, one dumpling at a time! 🥡🥢😂
Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout. Commentary:Meanwhile, I'm still trying to figure out which takeout place sends free fortune cookies with adulting advice 🍜🕰️🤷♂️