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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

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The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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If you can stand me, you deserve me!

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The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

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I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Reported on Threads:

Twitter is an abusement park.

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Being awake is the worst.

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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

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If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

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I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Broadcasted on X:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Making waves on Threads:

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Making waves on Instagram:

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Live now on Twitch:

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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