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Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

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Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

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Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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An electric car is just another electric chair.

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

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I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Seen just now on Telegram:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

Freshly posted on Slack:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

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Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

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Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Just landed via Messenger:

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Just landed via Discord:

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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I am not in a good place, geographically.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

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Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Breaking via Reddit:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

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How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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