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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

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Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

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Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

Breaking via Discord:

Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

Just shared via Messenger:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Reported on Instagram:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Trending via Twitch:

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

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Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

Making waves on Threads:

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Live now on Instagram:

Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

Making waves on Messenger:

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

Going viral on YouTube:

Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

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