Funny D quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

  Commentary:
  🤯 "Defending your Ph.D. is like the academic equivalent of a championship fight – except no one warned you that you'd have to battle a committee of professors instead of stepping into a ring! Who knew academia could be so cutthroat? 😂 Just remember, you've got this – stand tall, maintain your sanity, and show 'em who's boss!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

  Commentary:
  "D was definitely the sassy one in the alphabet gang, throwing shade with that 'lmao ok' 😂 Just imagine the letters' reactions when they found out – A was probably like 'I guess I'm the beginning', while B was all 'Why am I stuck with this odd A?' 😅 #AlphabetDrama"

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