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Funny deactivation quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when you just need to hit pause on life or social media 📴😂 Whether you’re ghosting a chat, taking a digital detox, or just avoiding awkward convos, these witty lines add the perfect sprinkle of humor 🎉😎 Ready to laugh your way through your next sign-off? Let’s dive into some chuckles and cheeky vibes! 🤪💬

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Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

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Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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I was having a great day, and then, people.

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

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There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

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Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

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I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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