Commentary:
"Oh no, talk about adding insult to injury! π₯ͺπ³ Maybe they thought you were treating them to a free show along with a sandwich? π Better luck with your next card swipe!"
Funny declined quotes
My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.
Commentary:
Oh no, that's some next-level beauty payment plan right there! π³πββοΈ Maybe next time they could offer a hair-raising discount instead? Or a free hair styling session for the inconvenience? Just make sure to check your balance before hitting the salon – you don't want unexpected hair-raising experiences! π€£ #BadHairDay #CreditCrunch