Commentary:
"Oh no, talk about adding insult to injury! 🥪💳 Maybe they thought you were treating them to a free show along with a sandwich? 😂 Better luck with your next card swipe!"
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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.
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Jan 27, 2025

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.
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Jan 24, 2025
Commentary:
Oh no, that's some next-level beauty payment plan right there! 💳💇♂️ Maybe next time they could offer a hair-raising discount instead? Or a free hair styling session for the inconvenience? Just make sure to check your balance before hitting the salon – you don't want unexpected hair-raising experiences! 🤣 #BadHairDay #CreditCrunch