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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

Trending via Snapchat:

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

Reported on YouTube:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Seen just now on Facebook:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

Reported on Messenger:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

Making waves on Messenger:

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

Seen just now on Telegram:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

Trending via WeChat:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

Seen just now on Threads:

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Going viral on X:

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

Just landed via Reddit:

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Just shared via Reddit:

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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