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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug, but you’re not gonna like the performance.

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Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

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No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

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Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Making waves on Messenger:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Reported on WhatsApp:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Breaking via Slack:

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

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I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

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Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

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