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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

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After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

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Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

Seen just now on Slack:

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

Reported on Reddit:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

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Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

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Running from your problems is cardio.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

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Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

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Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

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Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

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The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

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We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Live now on Facebook:

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

Live now on TikTok:

Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

Just landed via Facebook:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Spotted on Threads:

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Reported on YouTube:

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

Going viral on Slack:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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