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Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

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Jan 31, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Pinterest:

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Spotted on Threads:

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

Trending via Snapchat:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Spotted on Reddit:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

Live now on Threads:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Seen just now on YouTube:

If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

Freshly posted on X:

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

Just shared via Facebook:

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

Going viral on Twitch:

God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

21 shares on TikTok this month:

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

30 shares on Slack this month:

I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

10 folks are currently checking 👀

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

The elder Zoomer speaks of the Wii with reverence.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Breaking via Messenger:

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

Spotted on X:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

Trending via Facebook:

I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

Spotted on YouTube:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Spotted on Telegram:

This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

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