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The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

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Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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You are the Monday of my life.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

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In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

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Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

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I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

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Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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In banana years, I am bread.

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I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

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Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

Just landed via Discord:

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

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Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

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56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

My dream car is a taco truck.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

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I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

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Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

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I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

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We need a slur for people that use AI.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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It feels like a million o’clock right now.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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Just landed via YouTube:

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

Just landed via Facebook:

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Spotted on TikTok:

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

Trending via Pinterest:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Shared recently on Facebook:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Making waves on Slack:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Broadcasted on Threads:

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Shared recently on X:

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

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