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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

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I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

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Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

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I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

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Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

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I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

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Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

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I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Just shared via Facebook:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

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There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.

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Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

56 shares on Discord this month:

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

31 shares on X this month:

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

73 shares on Facebook this month:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?

13 shares on X this month:

I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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Long-term relationship? Like Tom and Jerry?

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I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

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New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

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Salary week, but salary weak.

Making waves on Telegram:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

Trending via Messenger:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

Just shared via Telegram:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Just landed via Twitch:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Trending via Discord:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

Going viral on Snapchat:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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