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Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

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After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

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Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

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My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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Time needs a speed limit.

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

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Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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I’m sick of living through history!

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

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A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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