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Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

Just shared via Reddit:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Shared recently on Messenger:

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

Making waves on Facebook:

I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Trending via Twitch:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Just shared via Slack:

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

100 shares on X this month:

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

10 shares on Telegram this month:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

20 shares on Threads this month:

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

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Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

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The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,685

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on TikTok:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

Just landed via Discord:

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Shared recently on X:

Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Going viral on Telegram:

I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

Just shared via WeChat:

Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

Going viral on Instagram:

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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