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One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

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Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

Making waves on Threads:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Spotted on Pinterest:

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

Making waves on Threads:

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

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Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

Just shared via Discord:

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Trending via Twitch:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Trending via YouTube:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

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55 shares on Pinterest this month:

Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

27 shares on WeChat this month:

Math is like Chinese to me.

73 shares on Discord this month:

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

86 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

29 shares on Discord this month:

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

29 shares on Discord this month:

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

99 shares on Threads this month:

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

82 shares on Discord this month:

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

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Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

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Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

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Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Live now on WeChat:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.

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