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Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

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Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

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When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s comingβ€”either absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once.

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

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Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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