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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

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I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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Double chins are better than double faces.

Spotted on YouTube:

You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Going viral on Discord:

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

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Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Trending via Threads:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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