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I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Reported on WeChat:

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Going viral on Slack:

“It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

Trending via Telegram:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

Just landed via Facebook:

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Going viral on Facebook:

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

Making waves on TikTok:

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

Reported on Twitch:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

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Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

I hate math, but I love counting money.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

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Spotted on Threads:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Trending via Threads:

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Just shared via Twitch:

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

Making waves on X:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Trending via Telegram:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Broadcasted on Discord:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Going viral on Threads:

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Going viral on Reddit:

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

Making waves on X:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

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