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I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

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Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

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Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

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Can’t, holding a grudge.

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Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

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What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

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Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

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The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

Spotted on Messenger:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

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Social media is mental suicide.

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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

21 shares on Discord this month:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

19 shares on Threads this month:

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

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Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

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There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Just landed via Messenger:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

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This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

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