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Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

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15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Going viral on Slack:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Spotted on Messenger:

Never eat more than you can lift.

Just landed via Messenger:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Breaking via WeChat:

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

Spreading quickly via X:

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

96 shares on WeChat this month:

Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

76 shares on YouTube this month:

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

49 shares on X this month:

I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

21 folks are currently checking 👀

You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,265

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Seen just now on Messenger:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Going viral on YouTube:

The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Double chins are better than double faces.

Going viral on Discord:

Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

Just shared via Telegram:

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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