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I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

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When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

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Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Making waves on YouTube:

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

This Monday has Monday written all over it.

Reported on WeChat:

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

Just shared via Pinterest:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

Trending via Snapchat:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Going viral on WeChat:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

Spotted on Facebook:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

Just landed via Reddit:

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Reported on Instagram:

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Just shared via Facebook:

When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

Making waves on YouTube:

I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

Just landed via Pinterest:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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