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I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

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What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

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Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

My superpower is embarrassing myself.

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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