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  • Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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    ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฃ "Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs – who knew gardening could be so punny? Talk about farm-to-table in a whole new way! ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿฅš #eeggcellent"