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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Just landed via TikTok:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Just shared via YouTube:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Spotted on Slack:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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I hope this email punches you square in the face.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

Making waves on YouTube:

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

Reported on Snapchat:

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

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Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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