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Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

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Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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Going viral on Instagram:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Just shared via WeChat:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Spotted on Telegram:

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

Just shared via Facebook:

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

Trending via WeChat:

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

Making waves on Facebook:

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

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I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

73 shares on Slack this month:

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

The peace of not knowing.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

59 shares on Slack this month:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

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Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

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Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

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Seen just now on X:

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

Just shared via Reddit:

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

Breaking via Instagram:

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Making waves on X:

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

Spotted on Discord:

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Going viral on Messenger:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Going viral on YouTube:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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