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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

Freshly posted on Telegram:

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

Going viral on Slack:

“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

Spreading quickly via X:

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Going viral on YouTube:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Telling the guy next to me on the subway that I’m not even ticklish, so don’t bother trying.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

Shared recently on Slack:

“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

Going viral on Telegram:

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

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11 shares on Instagram this month:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

96 shares on Slack this month:

Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

34 shares on Discord this month:

No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

11 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

99 shares on Threads this month:

My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

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Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

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Seen just now on Instagram:

The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

Just landed via Reddit:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

Going viral on Twitch:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Making waves on WeChat:

All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

Live now on Reddit:

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

Just landed via Threads:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Just landed via Discord:

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

Spreading quickly via X:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

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