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Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

Seen just now on Reddit:

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Making waves on Messenger:

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

Just landed via Facebook:

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

Breaking via Facebook:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

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Just shared via Reddit:

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

Seen just now on Threads:

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

Making waves on Reddit:

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Making waves on Pinterest:

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

Shared recently on YouTube:

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

Shared recently on Discord:

I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

Just shared via Instagram:

I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

Just landed via TikTok:

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

Reported on YouTube:

“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

Breaking via Instagram:

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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