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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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The void screams into me.

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I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

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“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

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“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

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Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

Seen just now on Slack:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

Just landed via Facebook:

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

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I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

Breaking via TikTok:

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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