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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

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I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

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Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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Don’t hate me, date me!

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My wife has the worst taste in men.

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I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

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Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

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I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

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I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

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When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

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You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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