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Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

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Just landed via Threads:

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

Spotted on Discord:

This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

Shared recently on X:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Going viral on Snapchat:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

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17 shares on Instagram this month:

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

20 shares on Threads this month:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

78 shares on Threads this month:

Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

15 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

43 shares on Slack this month:

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

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Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

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You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

About to form my very first opinion.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

Just landed via YouTube:

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

Just shared via WeChat:

I hate math, but I love counting money.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

Going bananas on Reddit:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Trending via Messenger:

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

Just landed via Slack:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

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