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Take my advice, I’m not using it.

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Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

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Work is the worst video game ever.

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They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

Just landed via Threads:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

Just landed via Pinterest:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

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A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

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I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Freshly posted on Slack:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Going viral on X:

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

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