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Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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Making waves on Reddit:

My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

Going bananas on X:

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Going bananas on YouTube:

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

Making waves on TikTok:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Going viral on X:

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

Going viral on Facebook:

The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

Trying is the first step toward failure.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

34 shares on X this month:

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

65 shares on Threads this month:

Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

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Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

The shitshow must go on.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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Breaking via Discord:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Trending via Twitch:

You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Going bananas on WeChat:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Going bananas on Slack:

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

Going viral on Twitch:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Just landed via Slack:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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