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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.