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Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

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No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

Spotted on Discord:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

Just landed via Threads:

That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

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Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

Seen just now on Discord:

I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

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Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

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Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

82 shares on Discord this month:

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

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Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

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Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

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Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

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Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

Trending via Reddit:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Making waves on Twitch:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

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Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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