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Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

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Just shared via Messenger:

I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

Shared recently on Messenger:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Making waves on Snapchat:

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

Going viral on TikTok:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Making waves on Twitch:

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Making waves on Telegram:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

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18 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

79 shares on Slack this month:

I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

29 shares on Slack this month:

I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

60 shares on X this month:

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

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There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

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Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

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A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

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Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

Trending via Slack:

Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Just landed via Threads:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

Shared recently on Threads:

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

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