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Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

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Broadcasted on X:

The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

Going bananas on Instagram:

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

Trending via Snapchat:

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Just landed via Discord:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

Going viral on Pinterest:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

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57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

92 shares on Discord this month:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

33 shares on Threads this month:

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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I want this laziness removed from my body.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

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I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

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If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Shared recently on Twitch:

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Just shared via Discord:

Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

Just landed via Instagram:

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

Trending via WeChat:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

Trending via Messenger:

“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

Freshly posted on Slack:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Just landed via Twitch:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Just shared via TikTok:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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