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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

Just landed via Telegram:

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Making waves on Telegram:

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Seen just now on Discord:

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

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I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

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Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

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Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

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The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

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Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

Just shared via Telegram:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Making waves on Facebook:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Trending via TikTok:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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