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If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

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Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

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There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

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They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

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Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

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Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

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Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

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My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

Just landed via Facebook:

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

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To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

Seen just now on Reddit:

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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12 shares on Facebook this month:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

47 shares on X this month:

“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

78 shares on Messenger this month:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Can we skip to the rich part?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

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Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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Just landed via Instagram:

God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

Just shared via Instagram:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Spotted on Instagram:

Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

Shared recently on Twitch:

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

Making waves on TikTok:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Going viral on Threads:

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

Shared recently on Slack:

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

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A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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