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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

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The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

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I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

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Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

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Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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