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Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

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FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

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My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Just shared via YouTube:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Just shared via Twitch:

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

Trending via Snapchat:

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

Trending via Twitch:

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Just landed via Messenger:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Making waves on WeChat:

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Going viral on Facebook:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

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Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

Just shared via Slack:

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Spotted on Twitch:

Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

Going viral on YouTube:

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Just shared via Telegram:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Spotted on Reddit:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

Spotted on Twitch:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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