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Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

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So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

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I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

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I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

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It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

47 shares on Discord this month:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

19 shares on Slack this month:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

33 shares on X this month:

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

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Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

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I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

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My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

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Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

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Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

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Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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