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Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

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Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

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I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

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Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

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I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Freshly posted on X:

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Trending via Discord:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Shared recently on TikTok:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Breaking via Snapchat:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Breaking via Messenger:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Making waves on Messenger:

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

Just landed via Facebook:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Just shared via Slack:

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Live now on Messenger:

Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

Live now on Slack:

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Just shared via Facebook:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Making waves on Threads:

Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

Freshly posted on TikTok:

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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