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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Reported on Pinterest:

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

Trending via Reddit:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Going viral on Messenger:

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Spotted on Messenger:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Going viral on YouTube:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

Just landed via Discord:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Just landed via X:

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

This Monday has Monday written all over it.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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Shared recently on Instagram:

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

Spotted on Twitch:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

Spotted on Instagram:

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

Spotted on Reddit:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Seen just now on Slack:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

Freshly posted on WeChat:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

Spotted on Instagram:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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