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Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

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Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

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Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

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Mike is short for Micycle.

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Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

Just shared via WeChat:

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

Trending via Facebook:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

Just landed via WeChat:

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

Breaking via YouTube:

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Spotted on WeChat:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Broadcasted on X:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Reported on WeChat:

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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Looks like someone's attempting acrobatics without leaving their couch! 🤸‍♂️ Fracturing laziness sounds like a productive injury, but dislocating interest? That's a whole new level of dedication to procrastination! 🤪 Keep pushing through, you're bound to find that sweet spot where laziness and interest meet. Just maybe not all at once next time! 😅

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Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

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They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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Making waves on X:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Going viral on X:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Going viral on TikTok:

Work beers should be a daily thing.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

Shared recently on Reddit:

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

Making waves on Threads:

Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

Spotted on Discord:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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