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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

Breaking via TikTok:

Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

Just landed via Threads:

Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

Going bananas on WeChat:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

Just shared via Slack:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

Shared recently on Slack:

The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

Spotted on X:

What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

Spotted on TikTok:

She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

Just landed via Reddit:

What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

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94 shares on YouTube this month:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

27 shares on Instagram this month:

You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

67 shares on Slack this month:

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

If I were you, I would rather be me.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

We need a slur for people that use AI.

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Live now on Facebook:

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

Making waves on Slack:

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

Just shared via X:

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Shared recently on Discord:

Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

Spotted on Telegram:

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

Going viral on TikTok:

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

Spotted on X:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Making waves on Pinterest:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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