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Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

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Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

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Just landed via Facebook:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Making waves on YouTube:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Spreading quickly via X:

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Reported on Slack:

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Just shared via Telegram:

The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

Just landed via YouTube:

You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

Spotted on WeChat:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Just landed via Reddit:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Making waves on Reddit:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

Live now on Messenger:

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

Spotted on Instagram:

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

Spotted on Threads:

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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